Hvorfor hepper hr. og fru Hakkebøf på Kamala Harris?

Traditionen tro hepper hr. og fru Hakkebøf på Demokraternes præsidentkandidat, som i år hedder Kamala Harris. Men hvem er Kamala egentlig?

Hun har ikke vist særlige evner som politiker. Efter 4 år som USA’s vicepræsident kan hun ikke opvise nogen resultater. For mindre end 1 år siden har mange USA-kommentatorer udråbt hende som alt fra inkompetent til halvdum. Kamala virker fjollet, fordi hun hele tiden griner dumt, uanset om der er nogen grund til det eller ej. Alt i alt mangler hun det format, pondus og udstråling, som USA’s kommende præsident burde have.

Men danskerne fra høj til lav er euforiske over deres Kamala, selv om det, hun plejer at sige, er rendyrket nonsens. På Berlingske får avisens økonomiske redaktør, Ulrik Bie, f.eks. gåsehud, hver gang Kamala taler. For Bie er indholdet i Kamalas taler simpelt hen genialt, og hvis han skal bruge anmelderstjerner, så giver han Kamalas taler 5-6 – ud af 6. Siger han selv.

Hermed et par eksempler på det “geniale” indhold i Kamals taler, som skal læses på engelsk for at kunne fatte omfanget af hendes stupiditet:

“The brilliance of this inaugural class and its leaders is the ability to see what can be, unburdened by what has been, and then to make it real in a way that will be replicated around our country.” — Februar 2024

“This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go.” — Juli 2023

“I think the first part of this issue that should be articulated is AI is kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence, but ultimately what it is, is it’s about machine learning.” — Juli 2023

“The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.” —March 2022

“You know, when we talk about our children — I know for this group, we all believe that when we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community.” — Maj 2023

“We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community.” — September 2022

“I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled.” — Juli 2022

“So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.” — Marts 2022

“But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday. That’s on top of everything else that we know and don’t know yet, based on what we’ve just been able to see. And because we’ve seen it or not doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.” —Marts 2022

“So, I will say what I know we all say, and I will say over and over again: The United States stands firmly with the Ukrainian people [and] in defense of the NATO alliance.” (Ukraine er ikke medlem af NATO – red. 24NYT.) — Marts 2022

“It’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.” — Januar 2022

I småstaten Danmark kan man ikke se noget problem i, at en hjernemæssigt mindrebemidlet undermåler som Kamala Harris kan blive valgt som den vestlige verdens leder. Og dermed indirekte Danmarks leder.

Men hvorfor hepper hr. og fru Hakkebøf egentlig på en amerikansk politiker, der har så lidt i den øverste etage?

Svaret er, at Kamala, der på en god dag kører med en IQ på mellem 70-80, lægger sig mageligt til rette i dansk Klods Hans-tradition. Med den dyrkes det jævne og ubegavede, mens man ynder at latterliggøre dannelse og belæsthed. Det kan derfor ikke undre, at danskerne har forkærlighed for en amerikansk Klods-Hans. Lige tiltrækker jo lige.

André Rossmann